#An actual tip from `Environmental, Health & Safety Handbook''
``Blink your eyelids periodically to lubricate your eyes.
I MEAN STOP STARING AT ME -i know I know how exciting it is to be with me -awestruck huh?
#Women u can do more than your make up & not ask me dumb questions as if u are a scientist & just discovered that H20 also exists in ta air around u & actually take pride in the fact that u know to Swim. lol
#Stupid is that which is -sitting 2 feet apart sometimes on thE same table whispering in each others ears--halo noone told me we are playing "chinese wives whispers" -I feel offended--TIP- if u had to keep whispering uncomfortably in public --why leave ta realms of ur home in ta 1st place-ban urself from outdoor activities dude.
#People who ask u questions like "what do u think I m-an idiot?!" tsk tsk -thanks for saving my time n answering ur own qts!
# Please stop acting as if your are a trophy wife------Oh unless u think u are to b just perched atop a table & polished from time to time-obviously you are as mute as havent seen Trophies speak ever lol.
# Stop prying in my life cause you don't measure up to my standards--for all I know u must be wondering which continent is Australia in---oh I give up "YOU JUST THOUGHT AUSTRALIA is a city in USA" buhahahahaha
#Trust me you can use your expensive phones to JOOGLE as well *google that* ;)
This is for noone in particular unless of course you think you have abided by some of ta above mentioned atrocities.!!!!
Feel guilty & save my time by getting off my wall !
``Blink your eyelids periodically to lubricate your eyes.
I MEAN STOP STARING AT ME -i know I know how exciting it is to be with me -awestruck huh?
#Women u can do more than your make up & not ask me dumb questions as if u are a scientist & just discovered that H20 also exists in ta air around u & actually take pride in the fact that u know to Swim. lol
#Stupid is that which is -sitting 2 feet apart sometimes on thE same table whispering in each others ears--halo noone told me we are playing "chinese wives whispers" -I feel offended--TIP- if u had to keep whispering uncomfortably in public --why leave ta realms of ur home in ta 1st place-ban urself from outdoor activities dude.
#People who ask u questions like "what do u think I m-an idiot?!" tsk tsk -thanks for saving my time n answering ur own qts!
# Please stop acting as if your are a trophy wife------Oh unless u think u are to b just perched atop a table & polished from time to time-obviously you are as mute as havent seen Trophies speak ever lol.
# Stop prying in my life cause you don't measure up to my standards--for all I know u must be wondering which continent is Australia in---oh I give up "YOU JUST THOUGHT AUSTRALIA is a city in USA" buhahahahaha
#Trust me you can use your expensive phones to JOOGLE as well *google that* ;)
This is for noone in particular unless of course you think you have abided by some of ta above mentioned atrocities.!!!!
