Thursday 21 June 2012

I am only Human-somethings beyond !!!

#An actual tip from `Environmental, Health & Safety Handbook''
``Blink your eyelids periodically to lubricate your eyes.
I MEAN STOP STARING AT ME -i know I know how exciting it is to be with me -awestruck huh?
#Women u can do more than your make up & not ask me dumb questions as if u are a scientist & just discovered that H20 also exists in ta air around u & actually take pride in the fact that u know to Swim. lol

#Stupid is that which is -sitting 2 feet apart sometimes on thE same table whispering in each others ears--halo noone told me we are playing "chinese wives whispers" -I feel offended--TIP- if u had to keep whispering uncomfortably in public --why leave ta realms of ur home in ta 1st place-ban urself from outdoor activities dude.
#People who ask u questions like "what do u think I m-an idiot?!" tsk tsk -thanks for saving my time n answering ur own qts!
# Please stop acting as if your are a trophy wife------Oh unless u think u are to b just perched atop a table & polished from time to time-obviously you are as mute as havent seen Trophies speak ever lol.
# Stop prying in my life cause you don't measure up to my standards--for all I know u must be wondering which continent is Australia in---oh I give up "YOU JUST THOUGHT AUSTRALIA is a city in USA" buhahahahaha
#Trust me you can use your expensive phones to JOOGLE as well *google that* ;)
This is for noone in particular unless of course you think you have abided by some of ta above mentioned atrocities.!!!!
Feel guilty & save my time by getting off my wall !

Wednesday 16 May 2012

After you wished me HAPPY BIRTHDAY last year

 AAh! One more year seems to have swooped by, faster than you can blink your right eye ;)
It's that time of the year where all contacts on your FB page, drop a line on ur wall wishing
you & some call to make you smile. Then there are close buddies who make it a point to make you feel special.You start preparing for a little after 8 party keeping in mind everyones moving ahead in their career and are deadbeat till the time they return from work.But very few people around you really know what you've been through after they wished you Happy Birthday last year!
 People lose people around who their life was centred. People lose patience, people lose hope & worst of all people lose faith in themselves.

 How much ever you & I strive--- the futures takes control of our today. I had one more year of learning new things from my 2 yr old son and trying to teach him some- hopelessly at times.We brought in the new year with lot of shor sharaba at Ahmedabad!!!

Visited the most beautiful snow caped moutains of the world with its soul-awakening & defeaning silence-LADAKH .I was humbled to see with my own eyes how the soldiers of the Indian army live in harsh negative temperatures, away from their families just to keep you & me safe.

                     
Visited the food capital of the world ITALIA  and had at least 8 Tiramisus which put me in an eternal food coma.

 I wouldn't be fair if I pin only the happy crazy days. There were also some really sad disturbing ones. Felt really depressed when got the news that a bus driver who was upset by the PMT authorities, drove around the Pune city like a maniac on lose, crushing many innocent lives and injuring people. The road he passed, is the exact same road I used to take to drop my son to school, my husband would take occassionally to go to meet his clients, my cousins & relatives take to go about their everyday life. I felt so selfish to thank god that my friends & family were found safe. Again recently my husband met with a bad car crash -hes absolutely fine before you get alarmed!!!! The trax which hit his vehicle coming from the opposite side of the road, ripped off half of the right front portion of his Civic---Thanks to the airbags which acted like god's parachutes- he escaped with minimum bruising ,,,,,,,,,miraculous & glorious luck at work again!!
Been having sleepless nights and wierd dreams thereafter and focusing on just good times has been a bit awkward after this incident.But me being me am going to move on use this opportunity to add some more good memories to my photo albums.
My 1st blog this year ----- needs to b more than this dragggggg-right?!!!! This is so not me- lets soak in the sun and concentrate on good rocklicking times like road trips, oil drips, lazy friends, thought of living in tents ,giving ideas to friends to elope (since I cudn't do it), making plans crazy plans, torn jeans--i desperately need new denims, even I 've had enuff of my favourite pair :P
Watching people drool over your baby's cuteness-unlimited :D and feeling proud to have manufactured that product ! Simply talking to your child in child like fashion gurgling words and coochiee cooing. Hearing my child giggle at my attempts to make him laugh is like receiving the noble award everytime. Yet, you just can't get enough. Fears of becoming like your mother are reinforced and you eventually do become your "mother" to your child :)-. I was quite the rebellious teenager and a handful. As you can see I have resorted to peace & harmony & absolute madness has unfolded thereafter.
"Twice" since my last birthday i've been to Goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-(my 2nd home) & had a crazy mad adventure both the times. Come on thats always the case--adventurous being my middle name-Just unavoidabe!!!!!! Do u think I should get it on my passport as well???hmmmmmm!!
Have been to Kerala - God's own country this year -can u imagine so many places!!!
so many places.
I am enjoying shamelessly what life has blessed me in abundance - ------many years to live. I have learnt to accept that everyday will not be as bad as yesterday or even as glorious as day before. I can do one thing with my life ie make each day count even if it means,lazying around that day is top priority on my TO-DO list.
2012 I am going to just make myself happy ,keep myself happy, be happy. Carrying the virus called joy-- i'll sure as hell be infectious!
I am going to live a little more everyday :)                                     Watch more movies
Give my bebo a little more love & capturing more memories thru the lens is my agenda for the near future !!!!!


                                                       REMEMBER

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it – Henry David Thoreau.